Here is an amusing little story for a rainy day.

There was a match at John Marshall High School in Indianapolis. Sam Meneker was announcing the match on the PA system. During the match Handsome Johnny Starr was in (unfortunately I forget who was Johnny's opponent that night) Meneker thought he detected Johnny reaching in his trunks for a foreign object. Of course we all know that a man of Johnny's wrestling skills would never need to cheat to win a wrestling match, don't we?

Anyway, Meneker was convinced that Johnny had reached into his trunks, and he announced over the PA, "It looks like Starr has a RIGID OBJECT in his trunks!"

Johnny heard him, and turned and looked at Meneker and answered, "You bet I do Meneker! You bet I do!"